DAILY HUMOUR, AND OTHER GOOD STUFF

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(By Randy Glasbergen)

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Hacula (hak' yew luh) - n. The last few inches of tape measure or lawn mower cord that refuses to rewind automatically.

Is diet Soda (dy*it so*da) m. - A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms?


Q: Use all available resources? A: Takes office supplies home for personal use.

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Daily Saying

5 If there`s a will there`s a lawyer.


Daily Insight

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I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.


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5 Did you know you can still see the stuff you used to like to look at by only one click. The ‘Major Web Portals’ topic down the left in the middle of Prefrd contains bookmarks for most of the main portal type websites.

Daily Definition

Modem - What you did to the weeds growing in the driveway.

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Daily Factoids

In Papua New Guinea there are villages within five miles of each other which speak different languages.

The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache.

Alfred Nobel invented dynamite in 1866.

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Daily Quickies



Better the devil you married than the one you don’t know.


The only imperfect thing in nature is the human race.


INFANCY - The period of our lives when, according to Wordsworth, "Heaven lies about us." The world begins lying about us pretty soon afterward.

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