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Daily Muses

What is the difference between a frog and a cat? A frog croaks all the time, a cat only nine times.

Is the most frustrating computer error message of all time: "Keyboard not responding. F1 to proceed?"


Senior Citizens are a walking storeroom of facts..... they just lose the key to the storeroom door.

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Daily Quark

No trees were harmed by the production of this message, however, rather a large number of electrons were somewhat inconvenienced.

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The Intelligent Design of Creation

The Design in its entirety consists only of a circle, cube, and straight lines, but by it all of Creation has been expressed... Click on image for details.

Daily Quip

And we have not found any generational gap at all. If he wants to go a football game, he goes. If I want to go to a fashion show, I go. We don't have to do everything together. But we like doing most things together. -- Joan Collins

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Daily Saying

5 If only one partner is willing while the other isn , it will not work.


Daily Insight

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Q: Captain Penny's Law? A: You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you Can't Fool Mom.


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Daily Definition

Bierman's Laws of Contracts: Lawyers stay in business resolving all the unresolved "what if's".

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Daily Factoids

The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life."

Atmospheric Pressure, the weight of the air above the surface of the Earth; means that it is possible to pump water to a height of almost ten metres but no higher.

The shortest scheduled air route in the world is between Westray (population 700) and Papa Westray (population 85), two of the Orkney islands. The flight time 1.5 minutes!

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Daily Quickies



Vacation Elbow: (vay kay' shun el' bo): n. A condition that suddenly develops in a father's arm during a vacation trip that allowed him to reach out and slap you from incredible distances.


Power Surge: - What an MIS director feels when he denies you access to your own database.


COMPETENT: Is still able to get work done if supervisor helps.

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