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(By Randy Glasbergen)


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Daily Muses

I had a job in a shoe factory; I tried, but I just didn't fit in.

Brooke's Law: - Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.

It's fascinating to think that all around us there's an invisible world we can't even see. I'm speaking, of course, of the World of the Invisible Scary Skeletons.


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Daily Saying

5 Many a friend was lost through a joke, but none was ever gained so.

Daily Insight

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Employed by his jailbird father-in-law a guy soon realized that when an inlaw works for an outlaw -- income depends on outcome.

Helpful Hint

5 Got nothing to do for a few minutes. Check out the story ĹShort and Sorry Saga of Look.comĺ in the Controversial Issues section down the center of the Home Page for a glimpse of how the big sharks live and deal with each other in shark pool.

Daily Definition

Arson: Our daughter's brother.




Daily Factoids

The world record for the greatest amount of snowfall in a year is 29 m / 95 feet. It was reported at Mount Baker in Washington State, U.S.A. during the 1998-1999 ski season.

The longest time that a place remained without rain was Arica, Chile from October, 1903 to January, 1918, 14 years!

By 85 a human will have walked at least 100,000 miles.


Daily Quickies

Slottery and Vendication (slot' er ee and ven' di kay shun) - n. A public misdemeanor in which a person gambles on a vending machine, loses, and tries to exact revenge by kicking it.

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Slightly below average: Stupid.