DAILY HUMOUR, AND OTHER GOOD STUFF

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(By Randy Glasbergen)

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Daily Muses

I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request for assistance made by a European skier on a U.S. mountain. An appropriate reply: "What Zermatter?"


Q: Exercise (ex*er*siz) v.? A: To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.

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Daily Saying

5 A bird in the hand is worth two in the nest.


Daily Insight

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The quickest way to find something is to start looking for something else.


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5 Search Engine - Prefrd’s statistics show that the Search engine is one of Prefrd’s most popular features. Not surprising since Prefrd’s ‘Wholeook’ search engine is fast and the search results are among the best.

Daily Definition

Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.

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Daily Factoids

We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.

The yo-yo originated in the Philippines where it is used as a weapon in hunting.

MI5 was set up in 1909 to keep an eye on German spies in Britain, and has focused on internal security ever since. MI6, formed in 1912, is officially known as the Secret Intelligence Service (SIS), and focuses on gathering and analysing intelligence.

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Daily Quickies



Phoneclutzic:(fo nee' clutz c): v. The tendency to re-dial by mistake the person you had just talked to.


The hostage said he couldn't stay on the phone long because he was tied up at the moment.


Minimum: Small mother

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