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Daily Muses

A label on a hair dryer reads, “Never use hair dryer while sleeping”

Does maintains a high degree of participation mean: Comes to work on time?

You can't scare me. I drive a school bus!


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Daily Saying

5 A bad settlement is better than a good jail term.

Daily Insight

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"I don't want to win? If that were the case, why the heck am I on the bus sixteen hours a day, shaking thousands of hands, giving hundreds of speeches, getting pillared in the press and cartoons and still staying on message to win?"

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Daily Definition

Vegetarian: Native American definition for "lousy hunter".




Daily Factoids

In 1993 the Journal of Meteorology reported that a car stalled at a road junction just before a lightning bolt struck just a few metres away. As soon as the lightning struck, the car started again without any further problems.

There are 18 species of Piranha, and 4 of those species are dangerous to man.

SN Brussels Airlines was the 2nd most punctual European Airline in 2003 with 91.7% of its flights on time.


Daily Quickies

Kissing: A means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other.

Dumb Texas Law: It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo.

Merkin's Maxim: - When in doubt, predict that the present trend will continue.